Bast submits to societal pressure to increase her social status (willingly)

[Sage Bridgett Zeroe]

What is your nation in Karma? 
Bridgett 
What are you known by on Discord? 
Spooky Bast ?, PhD, Usually 
Who has agreed to Sponsor you? (Note: Sponsor please reply "meow" to this application to confirm your sponsorship) 
D.J. 
Why do you want to become Enlightened? 
I want to become Enlightened so that I can get a real job and be useful to the region for more than just entry level stuff. 

What do you hope to achieve in Karma? 
I want to become the leader of Karma. JK. I got that from Tokyo Revengers. I want to be a rock. Immovable, accepted into the Karma scenery. 
What do you feel that Karma has to offer you? 
Karma is home to one of my besties.

Bast is sneakeh >w> 

Doesn't specify who the bestie is

And potentially many more lesser friend-people who might become normal friend people if I poke them long enough.
Anything else you'd like to add? 
Coffee ☕ and a vanilla milkshake. For here... What? This is stressful. Cause I actually want this to work, but also don't want to be a lettuce ?.

[Sage Altino]

Getting a little ahead of yourself, Dixie! Let me actually get her path started. Gosh. DJ, don't forget to add your meow in her later. I'll go ahead and start this path since I'm Bast's #1 Fan.

[Sage Bridgett Zeroe]

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Can you kindly prove for this body that you are not, in fact, already a lettuce?
To be clear, my Bodhi application is the evidence presented for my non-lettuce status. I state that a lettuce would be incapable of producing such an elegant application. I'll leaf that discussion to you.
Do you prefer hamsters or gerbils?
I've not had the opportunity to try either although I've heard hamster is a delicacy in Peru. Trusting-inadvisably-in Magnus Bane, I state a preference for hamsters.
Do you believe there is life on other planets than our own?
I believe the Truth is out There; of course life exists on other planets.
Do you believe there is actually life on this planet?
It would depend on how you define life. There are many things alive on this planet, but possibly none with the capacity and status of living a life.
Why am I asking all these questions?
I am not certain. DJ hasn't approved this application yet. There may in fact be no purpose at all behind these questions. However, it is late, you are at work and bored, I am asleep and bored, you caused questions to appear, and I responded to them out of reflex.
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[Radiant D.J.#6564]

Meow