Bodhi of Delegacy - Tartar

[Tartar]

Would you consider yourself a creative person? Why or why not?

Do you believe in gerbils?

1. Yes I would, because I like to worldbuild and write fiction. I like to think and ponder crazy and ridiculous solutions sometimes only for the fun of it. I also like to draw. 
2. No, they are an artificial instrument of foreign governments to spy on people.

[Strmz#3778]

Play any sports?

D'ya like Jazz?

Halloween is coming up, what do you go as?

[Tartar]

Play any sports?

D'ya like Jazz?

Halloween is coming up, what do you go as?

1. No
2. I adore jazz, but I know little of it. I simply like to listen to it. Japanese jazz is my favorite
3. This year I'm feeling like doing Michael Myers or Kratos, God of War.

[Tartar]

Why is Tartar sauce so popular for fish, and not chicken?

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Which dwarf deserved to be King under the Mountain in LoTR?

1. Because Tartar sauce has been socially normalized to fish principally. We must lead a cultural revolution against this!
2. I would go to the serene nature of Japan and live in peace for a while. I'd stay away from cities like Tokyo and Kyoto. That or get lost in the Andes mountains. 
3. Among the three who survived, Balin. But then he died, and I don't remember any other dwarf aside from Gimli at the end so...Gimli?

[Sage Bridgett Zeroe]

You are given a wooden box about the size of a loaf of bread. The box has no keyholes. It is impossibly hard and the seam is too firmly closed to wedge something into. You are told that whatever is inside is precious, but delicate. What do you do?

You are tasked with protecting a tiny little dragon. You are given access to however much material and tools you would like. How do you go about it?

What is something you know so well that when you call it by name, it truly responds?

[Tartar]

You are given a wooden box about the size of a loaf of bread. The box has no keyholes. It is impossibly hard and the seam is too firmly closed to wedge something into. You are told that whatever is inside is precious, but delicate. What do you do?

You are tasked with protecting a tiny little dragon. You are given access to however much material and tools you would like. How do you go about it?

What is something you know so well that when you call it by name, it truly responds?

1. Mmmm...bread...oh right the question! I'll keep it under a constant concentrated stream of water to see if I can moisturize the wood, and if not, (after drying it) I'll burn it to the ground. If whatever is inside is flameproof then yay, and if not, then that is one less object for which humans will struggle for. 
2. I would simply submerge almost every human into a deep sleep state of living until the job's done. 
3. My inner conscience.

[Aav]

What really is tartar sauce anyway?

[Badger]

Tartar, your path to Enlightenment will lead you to assist Karma on a historical occasion. You will assist the WA Guru, Aphas, push Nikt into the Delegacy of Karma. This will require planning, organization, and communication. Reach out to the Jiva and make this happen!

[Tartar]

What really is tartar sauce anyway?

Tartar sauce is more than just a sauce. It's unity, the feeling of unison when you bite into that fried cod that has bonded with the sauce to become something more. It's the friends you made along the way. The waiter who's been working on a comedy act and asked for your thoughts, the lady you passed on the way to your table who was assaulting the lobsters, all of them. Tartar sauce is there for you when you need it, and when it needs you you're there too. Tartar Sauce is your best pal.

[Sage Aegis]

Hello sauceman,
with Nikt now in his rightful Delegate seat your bodhi is complete!
Congratulations and welcome to enlightenment!