Bodhi of True Love - Bast

[Dixie]

What is your favorite song from the 1940s?

Have you ever tried to start a band?

What about a podcast?

What is the cornerstone of western civilization?

Would you consider yourself human? Please elaborate.

[Sage Bridgett Zeroe]

What is your favorite song from the 1940s?
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition by Kay Kyser
Have you ever tried to start a band?
No. But I joined one. Xylophone. We also had two trombonists, a sax player, and bassist.
What about a podcast?
I strongly dislike my unicorn accented voice. I have a blog though. No you may not have a link. It's for the people that find it.
What is the cornerstone of western civilization?
Mattresses.
Would you consider yourself human? Please elaborate.
I do not consider myself human. I am otherkin. My reasons for not being human are not the same reasons I am otherkin. I actually wrote an article on this the other day for another community, but it wouldn't fit proper here. There's a lot of psychological jargon and clever analogies. In summary of the article, a combination of personal circumstance and societal prejudice have caused me to renounce my humanity.

[Sage Altino]

You want to be a Sage? What will you do if you become one? Do you have a great vision for Karma?

What is it that you feel you have to offer the world?

What is most vital in your life?

Are you proud of yourself?

If you were suddenly thrust in as Guru of a department in Karma, what would you least want to be in charge of?

[Malachor]

What is your favorite color?

Why is red the best color?

Why is calculus horrible?

[Sage Bridgett Zeroe]

You want to be a Sage? What will you do if you become one? Do you have a great vision for Karma?

translation 

So, ya wanna be a hero, kid?
Well, whoop-de-do!
I have been around the block before
With blockheads just like you

curses at past Bast's bravado... Yes I want to be a Sage someday.
See well... hmmm. Like... hmmm. None of you in Karma have actually seen me work in a position of responsibility. And I can't actually know how I will behave as a sage cause it feels lightyears away. I am an organizer. I am a compulsive organizer. I will steal the responsibility for updating the dispatches and forums. Not sure what I could do about outdated discord pins-no wait actually I do-delete them and write new ones. I want to restart region karaoke night and make it popular enough more than two people show up for it when it happens. I want to support the Karma awards process. I like math and graphs and discarding votes that broked the rules of voting.
What is it that you feel you have to offer the world?
I owe the world nothing. My obligation to society has been filled many times over through community service, and the sparing of millions of lives. Dammit though, if the world stopped by for tea, I'd have to at least offer tea cookies. Maybe cucumber sandwiches to balance the sweet with savory. 

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Scones only if I was going to make them already, and I'm not debating the flavor or humoring any dietary restrictions. glares at trendy gluten free people
What is most vital in your life?
Aspen. More so when she isn't being a gloomy little midget, but still Aspen. Needing to protect her fuels the majority of my daily actions.
Are you proud of yourself?
>.>
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Title Obtained 

Ruler of Pride

I am one of the most prideful creatures you will ever meet, though you may not realize it. Most frail human concepts of pride mean nothing to me. I will fully prostrate myself before anyone's feet. I will go down without a fight. Like I said. Mostly full of nothing until you hit the iron underneath. 
If you were suddenly thrust in as Guru of a department in Karma, what would you least want to be in charge of?
The Ministry. I'd be strongly tempted to lay ruin to any WA aspirations... but I wouldn't wreck the "influence fortress." That would be stupid.

[Sage Bridgett Zeroe]

What is your favorite color?
Orchid violet
Why is red the best color?
Red is the only color you can drink scandalously.
Why is calculus horrible?
Calculus gives the illusion of an ideal world. It led to many breakthroughs in quantification and calculation of physical unknowns, and yet... in many real world situations, the ideal is not reality. That's why scientists and mathematicians and engineers are going to fail to save the world. They'll grasp to quantify a non-ideal world thinking that if they can find its name, they'll be able to save it, despite knowing physical basics which tell them their efforts are futile.
 

[Jone]

Which is better, the journey or the destination?

If given the keys to Karma, what would you do?

What can you keep after giving to someone?

[Sage Bridgett Zeroe]

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Concord. The world needs chaos. Overdo concord and you get boredom. No offense the Amish. Over do discord and everyone is at least entertained. If slightly overstimulated.
On what occasion(s) do you lie?
This is the best question I've been asked in an evaluation. First a clarification: I do not consider borrowing of truths from alternate realities to be lying. I borrow truths whenever I think it might make someone else happier to hear something a bit farther out there. I lie when I'm uncomfortable. Like greeting strangers that intimidate me. I will skip over my efforts of honesty and lie as blandly as possible to end the conversation quickly.
Who are your heroes in real life?
Edythe Cullen. Hendrik Groen. Blue Sargent
What is something you own that you know you need to get rid of by can't bring yourself to toss out?
I'm actually really on top of not keeping stuff. If I don't use something I sell it or give it away or throw it away. The only exception is charging cables. I keep all of them just in case and I could throw them away.
What's the most exotic animal you ever got to hold?
Mountain lion cub. One of the year round staff at the camp I now work at found her alone and crying in the forest. Kept her for a few years before she went wild.
What's something you created that you're really proud of?
I wrote a program that will analyze any solvable binomial equation and spit out the zeros for it, the integral, the first derivative, the second derivative, and tell you what the derivative zeroes represent (max, min, inflection point, etc.) that goes into a standard Ti 84, but, disclaimer: it freaks out when you put a trig equation in.
What's your favorite seasoning?
Lemon pepper. I can't actually taste most spices. All the little green flakes could be the same for all I know. This why I use recipes to spice things. I used to call ground black pepper little rocks.

[Sage Bridgett Zeroe]

Which is better, the journey or the destination?
Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. This is the first Ideal.
The journey. I legit walk everywhere I can. 40 minutes to class every morning. Favorite part of the school day.
If given the keys to Karma, what would you do?
Ask Alti why none of them are labeled and half of them don't fit any of Karma's locks at all. >.>
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Hope.

[Sage Bridgett Zeroe]

do you knit?
I can knit, I do not knit. The person who starts the project never is the one to finish it, so it's oft full of flaws or just garishly stratified by personality style preferences.
do you wish you could knit, if you can't?
Not applicable
what inspires you?
Other people working at the same time as me. If they're working when I am not I just feel guilt. If I am working when they are not I feel comforted.
best weather?
Light rain and lightning. Good for running up a mountain.
what color would you color your hair?
I hinted at wanting to bleach my hair to my stylist once. Turned down. I have a rare natural color especially with my complexion. I wanted to do a mix of black and white strands. Not absolute colors, just bleached and darkened.
favorite song?
latest? Contradiction by KSUKE. But it changes often. Always with energy though so I can listen to it on repeat on the way to school and feel jazzed.